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Kiir, Makwei Cautioned Tiger Unit Over Leaked Report!

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By Nicholas Osobi,

Salva Kiir Mayardit, the incumbent President of South Sudan who has struggled to maintain power after an internal disputes within his ruling party (Photo: file)
Salva Kiir Mayardit, the incumbent President of South Sudan who has struggled to maintain power after an internal disputes within his ruling party (Photo: file)

April 27, 2016(Nyamilepedia) —– It is said that behind every successful man there’s a woman. For those of you who have been perhaps thinking that behind Kiir’s dinka-centric regime there’s tiger unit, please kindly mark yourself wrong for the first time or so. His tiger unit comes the second. This was confirmed during a crisis meeting with his guards on Tuesday, following a leaked info to news websites about the deepening rifts between the presidential guards and president Kiir’s personal English teacher, Nancy.

Per the leak, the tiger unit crews are unhappy with the snobbish and arrogant Ugandan lady who is purportedly at the palace to assist the president maser Queen’s language. They are planning on to evicting her should she not refrain from her cheeky demeanours.

Furious with the leak, Salva Kiir and his minister of misinformation, Michael Makwei organized a crisis meeting to caution the guards about the dangers of volunteering information to the media.

“Media is our number one enemies. They want to tarnish our image globally so that we’re perceived as womanizers, liars and undemocratic government,” said Makwei while sweating and licking his flaking lips.

It is no longer a surprise why journalists are full-time tenants in the prisons. It’s because they are number one enemies to Kiir’s dinkacratic regime.

Kiir also echoed what his paid liar, the minister of misinformation had said and also cautioned the guards to keep family matters away from media.

“Your duty is to protect me and everything about me.”Nasawin de hajat ta nina” in local arabic, loosely translated, “women are our thing”, ‘’and if you need them also come and ask me for cows, I’ll give you”, he continues.

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This was received with round of applause by the guards thus changing the otherwise what have remained tense environment, to humour at the end.

By Kiir referring to the leaked info as family matters he has clearly confirmed publically that Nancy is more than just a teacher but is part of the cowboy’s family. In short she is the 4th Lady. The exotic liquor tribes that she gallops everyday with the president is from public coffers and thus tax payers’ money sadly.

South Sudan is indeed a land of miracles and possibilities. A jerk can turn into a king over a night just as Nancy, a former professional thigh vendor in the streets of Kampala, with no formal qualifications just woke up one morning to find herself teaching Queen Elizabeth’s language (English) to a man from Warrap.

Mr. Nicholas Osobi is a revolutionary columnist based in Juba. He is reachable at nicholas.osobi@columnist.com

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Akot Mathiang April 28, 2016 at 4:58 am

Poor Nicholas Osobi,
For your info. president Salva Kiir is a holder of Master degree and he is now undertaking PHD studies, ya son of the bitch.
This man you hate so must devoted his life and educational opportunity to the liberation struggle in order for you to have a country and better education but your stupidity cannot allow you to understand that.
Let me tell you if Salva Kiir leaves presidency like today,South Sudan will not ever get a good president like him.mark my word.
All the politicians who are eying for presidency now are either self-serving reformists or opportunists in nature.
You hate the Dinka but there is nothing you can do to immune yourself from being under their authority b’se in democracy the voice of majority always determine the final destiny if you just sing a democracy that you don’t know how it works.
Now you better keep crying until death knocks at your door.

Deng Bol Nhial April 28, 2016 at 8:18 am

It is a great lie. Kiir holds no any academic certificate and he will never hold one.He is the dullest person who upto the time of writing this comment does not know computer ABC.

man of the people April 28, 2016 at 9:49 am

Mr. Akot Mathiang, your statement is an INSULT to all south Sudanese. Kiir was never alone to sacrifice in the liberation of the land. There were those who paid with their blood and will never enjoy the stolen wealth and women as Kiir has. Please stop that language for us to look foreward, to build south Sudan. Freedom of speech is enshrined in the constitution. The types of people you are, shouldn’t have been born at all to exist amongst us.

Nicholas Osobi April 28, 2016 at 6:11 pm

Mr. Akot,
I would reserve my comments because with your mindset you’re irreparable. Continue to live in virtual world where Warrap cowboys will continue to wreck havoc in south Sudan for life. Good luck with that. One thing that I perhaps agree on with you is that your king Kirr is pursuing PhD but it is a PhD in downing bottles of killer whisky. Can someone please advise him that his liver is not made out of iron!
Hope this helps.

Chuol Nyuot Juay April 28, 2016 at 10:12 pm

There’s no one or tribe in our Country that should only be in leadership only.
The president can come in anywhere in southsudan, these people who seems to be possessed by demons cults believe.should just keep it to them selves. To their shallows brains and the culture of lying and distortion of truth, they sought that to win the battle mean they win the war. But it’s the man who wins the peace in the heart of men and womens of this country.


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