Kiir, Makwei Cautioned Tiger Unit Over Leaked Report!
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By Nicholas Osobi,
April 27, 2016(Nyamilepedia) —– It is said that behind every successful man there’s a woman. For those of you who have been perhaps thinking that behind Kiir’s dinka-centric regime there’s tiger unit, please kindly mark yourself wrong for the first time or so. His tiger unit comes the second. This was confirmed during a crisis meeting with his guards on Tuesday, following a leaked info to news websites about the deepening rifts between the presidential guards and president Kiir’s personal English teacher, Nancy.
Per the leak, the tiger unit crews are unhappy with the snobbish and arrogant Ugandan lady who is purportedly at the palace to assist the president maser Queen’s language. They are planning on to evicting her should she not refrain from her cheeky demeanours.
Furious with the leak, Salva Kiir and his minister of misinformation, Michael Makwei organized a crisis meeting to caution the guards about the dangers of volunteering information to the media.
“Media is our number one enemies. They want to tarnish our image globally so that we’re perceived as womanizers, liars and undemocratic government,” said Makwei while sweating and licking his flaking lips.
It is no longer a surprise why journalists are full-time tenants in the prisons. It’s because they are number one enemies to Kiir’s dinkacratic regime.
Kiir also echoed what his paid liar, the minister of misinformation had said and also cautioned the guards to keep family matters away from media.
“Your duty is to protect me and everything about me.” “Nasawin de hajat ta nina” in local arabic, loosely translated, “women are our thing”, ‘’and if you need them also come and ask me for cows, I’ll give you”, he continues.
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This was received with round of applause by the guards thus changing the otherwise what have remained tense environment, to humour at the end.
By Kiir referring to the leaked info as family matters he has clearly confirmed publically that Nancy is more than just a teacher but is part of the cowboy’s family. In short she is the 4th Lady. The exotic liquor tribes that she gallops everyday with the president is from public coffers and thus tax payers’ money sadly.
South Sudan is indeed a land of miracles and possibilities. A jerk can turn into a king over a night just as Nancy, a former professional thigh vendor in the streets of Kampala, with no formal qualifications just woke up one morning to find herself teaching Queen Elizabeth’s language (English) to a man from Warrap.
Mr. Nicholas Osobi is a revolutionary columnist based in Juba. He is reachable at firstname.lastname@example.org
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