PAUL MALONG’S WIFE DEFECTS FROM HER MARITAL BASE, FINDS A NEW HUSBAND.
By Nicolas Osobi,
February 17, 2017(Nyamilepedia) —– South Sudan’s army chief of staff, Gen. Paul Malong Awan is facing two stiff battles, the second one is said to be happening right at his marital base (home). As we all know that his military career has taken catastrophic nose dive owing to his continuous losses in the battles nationwide, another ear-tearing information reaching our desk indicates that the super-polygamist’s marriage has also hit bottom rock as one of his youngest wives whose name we cannot disclose out of respect for her wise decision, is said to have found a new responsible and loving man, a teacher by profession. Not a murderer! People who know him often describe him as kind, polite and focussed man. Obviously these are the qualities which have naturally eluded the army chief of staff, Paul Malong Awan.
Although he (Malong) is among the regime’s top figures to enrich themselves with looted state’s funds, money couldn’t bring love and happiness that his family needed. The army boss allegedly spends more time recruiting young boys to fight tribal wars instead of having family times. It is believed his ex-wife wanted love and harmonious family, but not fame or riches which has been accrued through corruptions, that’s why she has decided to tie a node with a well-spoken of, and a disciplined primary four maths teacher. This development officially brings the number of Malong’s wives to 112 from 113 after one of them has tactically defected from her marital base. The two are now living happily in undisclosed place.
The celebrated polygamist last year, collapsed unconscious after Viagra overdose and was rushed to Nairobi hospital where he got resuscitated by Kenyan doctors. After he was discharged from the hospital, he reduced on public appearances, leaving public to speculate on his health. Some sources claim he is fine but busy recruiting more child soldiers to join the army as the gallant freedom fighters are closing in day by day.
Paul Malong’s ways of handling the nation’s crisis is an embarrassment to the Kenyan government who awarded him a junk PhD, because his actions still show that he is unschooled. An educated man would know that the future of south sudan is in the hand of the young boys and girls whose lives he is damaging through his tribal war, but the unschooled PhD holder (Malong) whose own family lives in affluent suburbs of Nairobi and kids going to best schools in the cities, doesn’t want to look at this, he and his boss, the beared alcoholic, Salva Kiir only think of their own families, not the future of the entire nation. No wonder Malong’s ex thought outside the box and acted tactically.
We at the revolutionary fraternity would like to congratulate the new couple for their brilliant decision and wish them the best of luck. We hope they’ll both realize the desires of their hearts.
Nicholas Osobi is a Revolutionary Columnist who can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org